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Sunday, May 4, 2008
Good Exercise!
Believing exercise is a good thing, President Bush offers food aid to children in Africa, attached to a hot air balloons that float above the ground just out of their reach. "I like to watch 'em grab for it," Bush said slyly. "After 4 or 5 hours a day of this you're talking mucho calories burned. They get healthier AND if they ever catch it they get fed!"