Increased Mileage

President Bush demonstrates his new gas savings policy he thought for sure would save U.S. taxpayers "lots o' money!" by stretching mileage.

Dropping cars from a plane 30 miles up. It didn't quite work as he had planned.

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New Armor

After $45 million spent on research developing better armor for the troops, Bush approves the design shown here. A transmitter is cleverly concealed on top of the helmet meant to cause confusion among the insurgents.

Greener Days

Ford's new fuel efficient "Green Drink" is mistakenly used as a beverage instead of just being poured in this group's gas tanks.

Ford later apologized but pointed out these people do get 20% increased mileage.

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Morning Tea

Denying allegations of drug addiction, an Afghan shows off a cup used to drink opium tea.

Find The Coke, Boy!

In the government's War on Drug Disorder, the DEA's newest drug sniffing weapon now used to raid drug cartels' submersibles.

30 million dollars was spent last year to train this special canine.

Popcorn??

Having finally caught one of Bush's balloons, a boy finds the food inside and get perturbed.

"All you sent is three pounds of POPCORN??!!"

Good Exercise!

Believing exercise is a good thing, President Bush offers food aid to children in Africa, attached to a hot air balloons that float above the ground just out of their reach. "I like to watch 'em grab for it," Bush said slyly. "After 4 or 5 hours a day of this you're talking mucho calories burned. They get healthier AND if they ever catch it they get fed!"

Just Can't Get Enough

Prostitutes for Gov. Eliot Spitzer's continue turning up.

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