Christie Brinkley divorce trial continues

The Christie Brinkley divorce trial continues with an embarrassed Christie (a misplaced eyeliner stroke 0.00th of an inch too high defining her eyebrow) and an even more embarrassed former husband (getting his husband numbering rank mistakenly named as the 9th of Christie's husbands instead of rightfully number 19).

"That miffed me," said the 49-year-old architect, Peter Cook. "Granted, I'd gotten her age wrong a few times but this is over the line."

"I am pretty sure I was in there somewhere between Silverbell (Brinkley's horse) and Billy Joel," added a dumbfounded Cook.

Piling injury to insult, there was more shocking testimony.

Seen here heading up the courthouse stairs Christie says she was ready for her closeup Thursday but Cook quickly countered that the trial started Wednesday and his ex-wife was 24-hours late.

"24-hours, really?" Brinkley replied casually. "Usually, it takes me 2 days to prepare. You know how important closeups are."

Claiming "selfishness" on Christie's part, Cook went on to testify how "days on end" locked in her bathroom getting ready for her endless string of closeups put a "crimp" in their marriage. "One time I had to pry her off the toilet because she'd been sitting on it with a mirror in one hand and an eyeliner in the other for so long she was literally stuck to it!"

Brinkley gave a subtle shrug discounting Cook's remarks, "Listen, you want to talk about being 'stuck on the toilet,' what about his $39,000 porno bill, huh? I mean stacks upon stacks of porn scattered around every inch of our bathroom! I lost 54 makeup brushes in a single week! That was almost half of my inventory!"

The divorce courtroom Judge fell asleep during the trial and since no one dared wake him the testimony ended for the day.

- Tony Carter